I'm always vexed
How I look at my phone for a text
Well anyone will do
But especially you.
Because…you know what for
And I'm sorry if I'm becoming a bore
But you still do those funny things to me in my stomach
So that I have to look
And work out your cryptic clues.
Because every mountain is a molehill if you wear the right shoes.
I'm a mouse who feels like shit
Because he's realised the cheese he dreamt about
Isn’t really worth it.
The cat's there
He's got the cream.
I'm a salmon in your jaws
Why'd you lead me upstream?